The Zombie Invasion: Dream Version

So how often is having a Zombie Dream normal? Once a year? Once a month? Once a week? I tend to have a Zombie dream a few times a month. They're not bad. I don't consider them nightmares, more often than not they are adventures. I'm all abou the maiming and killing of the undead. (Don't Judge Me!)

Although my last zombie dream was neither nightmare nor adventure. It hink it was an odd commentary on dating. So the dream started out with me and a group of friends fighting off a Zombie Horde. Then later, things calmed down and were were just hanging out. My friend, We'll call her Amy for the sake of the story, announced that she wanted to start dating Justin (I don't know if this was his actual name) Just was a cute, nice guy and they seemed to really get along. The only problem was... Justin was either part zombie or slowly turning into a zombie. He was great and normal most of t he time but from time to time he would lose coherency and start to try and eat Amy's Brains. So, naturally, I was concerned abou the relationship. It was so weird. We seemed to treat is like a normal issue a boyfriend could have, like he's a great guy but tends to have unpredictable mood swings.

So despite my advice that their relationship was going to be more difficult than it needed to be she decided she would dat him. So I became their chaperone. I would follow them around, and every once in a while when his eyes would glaze over and he'd start leaning in toward her brains, I would throw a piece of cow brain to him to satiate his appetite. Weird, right? What do you think Freud would say?