Thursday, October 7, 2010

No, Star is not my stripper name, it's my real name.

My Stripper name is actually Sacralicious.

I often chide my parents about their choice in name for me. "What, exactly, did you want me to grow up to be?" I would tease them. "A stripper or possibly a Madame who runs the best little whore house in Texas"
Here is a random Facebook Message I got today.


I can only assume that Southern Comfort is a strip joint, and he would like me to get him in touch with one of the dancers. I, of course, immediately went and checked my privacy settings.

All disturbing pervs aside... I really do love my name. I can't tell you how proud I feel when someone tells me my name fits me perfectly. (unless of course they are alluding to the fact that I am some sort of trollup. I am actually quite the prude, Thank You very much)
Unless, of course, I am in Vegas.

3 comments:

  1. personally, I like the legs behind the free sex sign... adds a nice, artistic touch

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  2. I'm not ashamed of my name either. I say the Star(r)s need to present a united front, just like how Care Bears unite when they do the Care Bear Stare...Gosh, that dates me....

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  3. Oh Star-shine... that is hilarious! ...and don't worry... your true friends know you for the prude you truly are!! haha - only kidding (of course)!

    LOVE YOU!

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